Bodily Functions

When I got back from my soiree with Perez, I sent her the following IM:

so since I've been home I've urinated, shat, ejaculated, puked, spit, sweat, bled, blown my nose, picked my ears, taken lint out of my belly button, shaved, farted, and clipped my toenails

Of course Joe and I decided to update it to this effect:

so since I've been home I've urinated, ejaculated, pulled drugs out of my ass, shat drugs out of my ass, shat, farted, had anal sex, and hung out with Ian

She never got either IM, though, and never inquired as to what they were when I mentioned it to her. I took it as a sign.